Quotes


School Rumours

"Lend me your ears!" Mark
"Don't actually take off your ears, that'd be weird" Nick
"But than how do I complete my collection?" Mark
27/08/15 10:58

Asako Watanabe

"You can't annul the marriage." GM
"So I have to be a widow then..." Asako
27/08/15 10:55

Asako Watanabe

"AGENT COMPROMISED!!" NSA Agent
"Not yet you aren't." Kaito
27/08/15 10:55

Kaito Saruwatari

"I'm married to my work." Harry
"No you're not. You barely do it." Kaito
27/08/15 10:54

School Rumours

"No. Legally, intention to perform an apocalypse is a crime." NPC lawyer
27/08/15 10:52

Harry Amourart

"Quick, sport, how many tentacles does it have?" Harry
27/08/15 10:51

Kaito Saruwatari

"And I'm one of the best spaceship pilots on the planet." Yuuto
"This planet?" Kaito
27/08/15 10:50

Michiko Kondou

"No... Wait for it, wait for it... Ok. Now." Michiko gives the ok for Yamashita to knock Asako unconcious in front of Kazuma.
"Shogo? Could you hogtie Asako please?"
07/03/14 13:10

Michiko Kondou

"ASAKO!!!!! IF YOU CAPTURE MY DRAGON I WON'T JUST MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!!" Michiko
07/03/14 13:09

Michiko Kondou

"ASAKO! I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!" Michiko
"You'll have to get in line." Yamashita
07/03/14 13:08

Michiko Kondou

"I don't know what to do with my mortality" Michiko
"Get Kintaro to make you into a vampire!" Nari
"No. We don't want a Twilight spin off." Dietrich
05/03/14 13:45

Michiko Kondou

Money floats down from the sky covered in itching powder.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU DID WITH MY MONEY?!!!!!!" Michiko
"Well yeah." Nari shrugs
05/03/14 13:33

Michiko Kondou

"I'm going to become a teacher at Koutougakkou High!" Kaito
"Um... Have you considered the mortality rate of teachers at Koutougakkou High?" Harry
05/03/14 13:31

Michiko Kondou

"I've got an attack to use on your brother. Only problem is it takes awhile to charge up. You'll need to distract him for... about 7 minutes... You know what? You'll be fine." Kaito to Michiko
05/03/14 13:25

Michiko Kondou

Nick "For those of you who can see Ki, you can see an aura emanating from the Vice-Principal. Except he isn't releasing any Ki, just pure rage."
05/03/14 13:18

Michiko Kondou

"Here! I got you a present!" Michiko hands a lightsaber over to Kintaro
"Best girlfriend ever!" Kintaro
07/02/14 10:11

Michiko Kondou

"I believe my brother can see and hear through the townsfolk." Michiko to Shogo
"REALLY?! WHO!?" Asako
"Every authority figure out there." Michiko and Shogo watch as Asako leaves a trail of dust before watching the show
"Best show ever. Got any Benny Hill music?" Dietrich
Shogo attaches speakers to Asako
"Now it's the best show ever."
19/01/14 17:18

Michiko Kondou

"You need a distraction? I can do a distraction." Kaito
"Ok."
"I AM GOD EMPEROR KAITO AND I LAY CLAIM TO THIS TOWN AND IT'S INHABITANTS!"
"Booossssss. You really shouldn't stand stil." William
Bullets whizz by as Kaito starts dancing
"DO A MORRIS DANCE!" Michiko
"A MORRIS DANCE IS BEATING PEOPLE WITH A STICK..." Realisation dawns on Kaito as he pulls out his baseball bat.
19/01/14 17:16

Shizue Tanaka

Lan: *holding a painting* This a portrait of Great God Dagon. Anyone who touches it instantly worships the Great God Dagon!

Shizue: Excuse me? You can't worship an eldritch abomination! If you're going to worship any eldritch abominations, it's gonna be ME! *Sets the painting alight*
28/12/13 11:58

Lan Xiaofan

Shizue: "We weren't there."
Lan: "There's no reason to believe either of us were there."
Kintaro: "Very well, then." (walks off)
Lan (shouting): "There's no reason to believe Yukiko was there, either!"
(Shizue stalks off.)
06/12/13 19:07

Lan Xiaofan

Nanno (of Yamashita): ...and you can trust us to look after him.
Lan: "Ah. Now is a time for subterfuge."
(Shizue walks off.)
06/12/13 19:05

Michiko Kondou

"I like your grandpa. He gives me the best ideas." Michiko
"You two are evil." Kaito
06/12/13 12:06

Michiko Kondou

"We found a body for Toson!" Shizue
06/12/13 09:46

Michiko Kondou

"Look I don't know about you two, but I just hope that you're making sure to use protection." Kaito
Michiko and Kintaro stare at him.
"... Really?" Michiko
"Hey, I don't know how vampire sperm works." Kaito
06/12/13 09:40

Michiko Kondou

"I AM KAZUMA KONDOU! YOUR GOD!" Kazuma
"... Hey Asako? That's my brother. Go for him!" Michiko
"REALLY?!" Asako starts running and gets tasered by Kaito.
"Why?" Michiko
06/12/13 09:36

Michiko Kondou

"What happens in Boom Town stays in Boom Town." Michiko
06/12/13 09:34

Michiko Kondou

"And that concludes my poem of a rock rolling down a hill" Kaito
All the students burst into applause.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Police Chief
"It was a beautiful poem sir. We saw you close your eyes in deep contemplation of it." Shizue
06/12/13 09:34

Michiko Kondou

"You assembled a group of people who failed Mercy 101" Nick
06/12/13 09:30

Yukiko Asahina

"Yeah, we've got a ninja, a couple of gods, some guys from the future... and a guy who can read." - Yukiko
(Harry looks sad.)
29/11/13 14:37

Nanno Nanigashi

"Hurry up! I'm running out of theme tune!" - Nanno
29/11/13 14:36

Harry Amourart

"Should a person stop someone who is trying to save others by sacrificing themselves? No. You've heard my partner Asako's argument. A hypothetical: If Asako was saving another by sacrificing herself, would you stop her? If you say you would, why are you lying?" - Harry
29/11/13 14:36

Shizue Tanaka

"We need to get sneaky!" - Shizue
29/11/13 14:34

School Rumours

"Nanno IS the next best thing to a whiteboard." - Unknown
29/11/13 14:34

School Rumours

"Kaito came out of the closet with Yuuto, and Shogo stayed in the closet." - (Unknown)
29/11/13 14:33

Asako Watanabe

(Sounds of explosions, alarms.)
"I hear my theme music!" - Asako
29/11/13 14:33

Kintaro Kimura

"I mean, everyone is going to die eventually, it's just a matter of waiting." - Tour Guide Jason
"No, no it's not." - Kintaro
29/11/13 14:32

Hisae Yamada

"In humanity's defense, if you take them to space you're responsible for their actions. Like a dog at a dog park." - Hisae
29/11/13 14:31

Yukiko Asahina

"I'm back." - Kaito
"Yeah, but you'll go away again." - Yukiko
29/11/13 14:30

Harry Amourart

"I'm now secretary for the entire council." - Harry
"He just shows up in a short skirt and fishnets, he's not even on the council." - GM
"Fishnets!? That's racist!" - Harry
29/11/13 14:30

Asako Watanabe

"Where's Dieterich? I will kill him and wear his skin as a cloak!" - Asako
29/11/13 14:29

Hisae Yamada

"I am funny!" - Shizue
"Looks don't count for everything, dear." - Hisae
29/11/13 14:28

Yukiko Asahina

"He's a nice boy who isn't Kaito, you'll be fine." - Yukiko
29/11/13 14:28

Hisae Yamada

(About an evil crippled gymnast.)
"What's the problem? You're going to be a better gymnast now you have three legs!" - Hisae
29/11/13 14:27

Yukiko Asahina

"Keytar! Noooooo! Our love was never meant to be!" - Yukiko
29/11/13 14:26

Yukiko Asahina

"From all the students at Koutougakkou High, I, Yukiko Asahina, Acting School President, thank you! ....Oooh, that felt good." - Yukiko
29/11/13 14:26

Koharu Fujiwara

"I am NOT turning him on!" - Koharu (about Yamashita)
29/11/13 14:25

Yuuki Tadayoshi ♂

"I doubt that's the right mask, I didn't recognize that woman as me." - Yuuki
"How would you know?!" - Kaito
29/11/13 14:24

Dieterich Klaus

"We're surrounded by sages. The herbs will be there." - Dietrich
29/11/13 14:24

Lan Xiaofan

"Can we just go around the monastery?" - Lan
"No, these monks make sure no one goes up the mountain without passing the TESTS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!" - GM
"...oh yeah." - Lan
29/11/13 14:23

Lan Xiaofan

(Holding a pebble)
"I recovered the sacred stone of Earth!" - Lan
29/11/13 14:22

Yuuto Aoi

"I think I just turned your grandfathers car into a chicken launcher." - Yuuto
29/11/13 14:21

Yuuto Aoi

"Apparently, dragons are harder to breed than budgies." - Yuuto
29/11/13 14:21

Kintaro Kimura

"Kintaro, do you have a mirror?" - Toson
"Why would I have a mirror!?" - Kintaro
29/11/13 14:20

Kintaro Kimura

"Shogo, apparently we're needed in the hall, casual like. And bring a sword just in case." - Kintaro
29/11/13 14:20

Dieterich Klaus

"You capture them! It doesn't matter if they develop Stockholm syndrome later!" - Dieterich (about Asako)
29/11/13 14:19

Kaito Saruwatari

(As Kaito is about to give a speech)
"Boooooosssssss." - William
"What, William?" - Kaito
"Don't fuck this up, boss." - William
29/11/13 14:18

Koharu Fujiwara

"We are totally not running away from a girl right now." - Koharu (Genderswapped)
29/11/13 14:18

Hisae Yamada

"He is the enemy!" - Shizue
"No I'm not! I quit the Ouendan!" - Kinzoku
"Then he is no longer the enemy! Welcome him with open arms!" - Yukiko
"No! There's been quite enough of that today!" - Hisae
29/11/13 14:17

Hisae Yamada

"Look at these biceps, easily the size of an infant's skull!" - Hisae
29/11/13 14:15

Yukiko Asahina

"Hisae! You're not under attack! Someone is showing you human affection, get used to it!" - Yukiko
29/11/13 14:14

Michiko Kondou

"My boyfriend is now a girlfriend!?" - Michiko
29/11/13 14:13

Nari Kemuri

"I thought you didn't have... ya know." -Yuuto, gesturing downward.
"Well people seem to be all odd about it, so I fixed that. Turns out it's not so annoying once you get used to it." -Nari
25/11/13 00:36

Nari Kemuri

"Grope Yukiko? Why would I grope Yukiko? If I was going to go about groping girls, she'd be like... fourth on that list. At least. And none of the others have been groped yet." -An awkward justification from Nari
25/11/13 00:04

Michiko Kondou

"Sooo Michiko gave Dietrich syphilis who gave it to Asako. I sense a rumour coming about." Nick
23/11/13 11:45

Lan Xiaofan

Shogo: "Oh, no. Lan wants to help. That's possibly the worst thing that could happen."
Yamashita: "Worse than me helping?"
Shogo: "It's not a competition!"
04/11/13 17:27

Michiko Kondou

"Why are you trying to hurt her?!" Yuki
"SHE EATS CHILDREN!!!!!" Kintaro, Michiko and Koharu
04/11/13 10:54

Nari Kemuri

"Ok, we can send him back now." -Nari, to Yuuto.
"Don't you hang up on m-" -Nari's (ghost) father.
03/11/13 21:57

Nari Kemuri

"Why have you summoned me? I have honored descendants I could be visiting!" -Nari's (ghost) father, to Nari
03/11/13 21:55

Nari Kemuri

"And so, I present this award to the student who has the best academic performance in the school... Nari Kemuri!" -Business teacher
"Say what!?" -Everybody else
03/11/13 21:52

Nari Kemuri

"Why do I try to help people again?" -Nari, after forcefully landing in an icy cold swimming pool.
03/11/13 21:41

Michiko Kondou

"If you don't heal me of Ebola you'll all die." Asako
"No we won't." Michiko
"Fine, you won't die, but your boyfriend will." Asako
"No he won't." Michiko
06/10/13 20:34

Michiko Kondou

"I could SERIOUSLY KILL YOU!" Michiko
"I'd like to see you try!" Asako
"Challenge accepted!" Michiko
06/10/13 20:09

Michiko Kondou

"What's happening?"
"Kaito's turning himself into a spirit to escape responsibility." Michiko
06/10/13 20:07

Michiko Kondou

"Why is part of my soul gone Yuuto? And where's Kaito?" Michiko
"...Interesting..." Yuuto
06/10/13 20:02

Michiko Kondou

"SHE CALLED ME OLD!" Michiko (referring to Asako)
"But... you are old."
"YOU DON'T SAY IT TO A GIRL'S FACE!" Michiko
06/10/13 20:01

Michiko Kondou

"I'm sorry, the person you have called is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!" Dietrich's phone
"DIETRICH! I WANT MY SOUL BACK!" Michiko
06/10/13 19:59

Nari Kemuri

"Shizue is coming to fix your crotch. Don't worry bud'... it'll all be fine." -Shogo, to Nari.
01/10/13 03:58

Nari Kemuri

"Muffins will make everything better... Muffins will make everything better... MUFFINS WILL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!" -Nari
01/10/13 03:45

Michiko Kondou

"Apparently trying to organise an expedition to follow musical sprites is harder than trying to organise one for the basement or H Block." Michiko
Toson nods in agreement.
02/09/13 17:11

Michiko Kondou

"I wanna be the-" Asako
Dietrich holds his fist out as Asako speeds right into it.
02/09/13 17:08

Michiko Kondou

"You note she's slightly concussed." GM referring to the KO'd Asako
"I'd better heal her." Dietrich
"NONONONO! Take her to the School Nurse!" Michiko

02/09/13 17:06

Michiko Kondou

"Look, I know life isn't rosy, look at Kaito for example." Michiko
"I would hate you if that weren't true." Kaito
02/09/13 17:02

Michiko Kondou

"Yuuto yelled. I think his rage broke." Michiko
02/09/13 17:01

Nari Kemuri

"I ran because I heard Shizue was coming to fix my crotch!" -Nari
"I was coming to protect it!" -Shizue
01/09/13 23:54

Nari Kemuri

"Nari... clothes!" -Koharu
"Oh... right." -Nari
01/09/13 23:50

Nari Kemuri

"Shizue! How did you want this to look again?" -Nari, regarding shapeshifting
"Ooooh... give me a second!" Shizue pulls out her 'research material' and opens to a page. "Like that!"
01/09/13 23:49

Nari Kemuri

"Why does this always happen just as I'm about to go into space?" -Shogo, regarding a text from Nari
01/09/13 23:43

Nari Kemuri

"How do you guys get used to this thing?" -Nari, while holding his crotch.
"Aaaand I'm walking right back out." -Shogo
01/09/13 22:36

Michiko Kondou

"Kaito is now my hero." Lan
27/08/13 11:24

Michiko Kondou

"Quick! Get some smelling salts!" Dietrich
"Do they even have smelling salts here?" Kaito
"They have herbs here! They're sages!" Dietrich
27/08/13 10:18

Michiko Kondou

"Boss, you really shouldn't curse yourself, it's bad for your health." William the Wisp
26/08/13 17:15

Michiko Kondou

"You have run out of Avocado." Mark
"... I hate this planet." Yuuto
"At least it solved your cheese problem." Dietrich
26/08/13 17:13

Michiko Kondou

"Can you black out parts of your field report?" Michiko
26/08/13 17:12

Nari Kemuri

"I have the feeling that I've just missed something vitally important." -Nari, on failing an awareness check.
23/08/13 00:34

Koharu Fujiwara

"You'll have to go undercover." -Koharu to Yukiko
22/08/13 15:39

Koharu Fujiwara

"I have to go turn Nanno on." -Koharu
22/08/13 15:38

Koharu Fujiwara

"Gay guys don't have to be effeminate!! It's just a stereotype!" -Koharu
22/08/13 15:38

Koharu Fujiwara

"Am I responsible for today?" -Harry
"Did you write fan fic?" -Sammy
22/08/13 15:37

Michiko Kondou

"ALL HAIL KAITO!" Cultists
"No! Stop that!" Kaito
08/08/13 13:09

Michiko Kondou

"Ah yes! I know all about immortality! You live, then you die and get reborn to live again!" Lan
Simultaneously:
"No, it really isn't." Kintaro
"It's kinda like that except without the whole 'dying' part." Michiko
06/08/13 12:21

Michiko Kondou

"Can you tell me about these?" Michiko
"Ah yes, these are the secret sacred scrolls of China. There are many of them. Which ones did you want to know about?" Lan
06/08/13 11:40

Michiko Kondou

"You know, I think I take out the prize for worst family." Michiko
"I don't know, my husband's trying to blow me up." Chrysanthe
"Her brother's trying to blow everyone up." Shizue
06/08/13 11:37

Michiko Kondou

"EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Asako
"I'll get the sedatives." Dietrich
06/08/13 11:21

Michiko Kondou

Asako hugs Michiko
"Hey!" Kintaro
"What? She's just hugging me." Michiko
"I know!" Kintaro
"Oh right...." Realisation dawns on Michiko
06/08/13 11:21

Michiko Kondou

"noNoNO! I grew out of my experimenting phase a couple of thousand years ago!" Michiko
"I KNEW IT!" Kaito
"........." Everyone just stares at Kaito
05/08/13 13:43

Michiko Kondou

"You know, we should really start to get paid for saving the world." Yuuto
05/08/13 10:09

Michiko Kondou

"Wait. You came here for a normal school?! I pity you." Michiko to Asako
05/08/13 10:07

Michiko Kondou

"He called me a witch!" Koharu
"But you are one!" Lan
10/07/13 12:15

Michiko Kondou

"You're Sonic the Hedgehog." Michiko
"Kon!" Nari in protest
"You're Sonic! Until you can move your tails fast enough to levitate you're Sonic!" Michiko
09/07/13 09:35

Shizue Tanaka

"This would be so much easier if I was a villain." - Kaito
"No it isn't!" - Shizue
08/07/13 17:29

Lan Xiaofan

"I got buried in a mountain of my own making." - Lan Xiaofan
08/07/13 17:28

Kintaro Kimura

"I elected myself secretary." - Harry
"...Harry has legs that go on forever?" - Kintaro
08/07/13 17:28

Kintaro Kimura

"That's right, start a fight WITHOUT the two best fighters in school." - Kintaro
"They could have at least sent a text." - Yukiko
08/07/13 17:27

Lan Xiaofan

"Wait! This is a trap!" - Lan Xiaofan, halfway through an ambush
08/07/13 17:27

Yukiko Asahina

"Finally! I have someone to punch!!" - Yukiko
"She's unconscious." - GM
"That just makes it easier!" - Yukiko
08/07/13 17:26

Shizue Tanaka

"Yukiko has this big wooden chest under her bed full of 'research material'. There's one about a girl tied to a chair and--" - Shizue
"Shut up shut up shut up!" - Yukiko
08/07/13 17:25

Shizue Tanaka

"Usually being tied to the chair leads to different scenarios according to the research materials I've watched..." - Shizue
08/07/13 17:25

Lan Xiaofan

"She's an evil sorceress!" - Lan Xiaofan
"She's not evil! She's my best friend!" - Yukiko
08/07/13 17:24

Kaito Saruwatari

"They are tempting muffins." - GM
"I am being tempted." - Lan Xiao Fan
"I could get to like you." - Shizue
08/07/13 17:23

Kaito Saruwatari

"No, you do not need to talk to the goddamn angels!" - Kaito
08/07/13 17:23

Nanno Nanigashi

"Apparently we need to put a REAL person on it." - Nanno
08/07/13 17:22

Toson Toru

"You could ask if she's a virgin." - Toson
(Simultaneously)
"But I wouldn't advise it." - Toson
"I'm not going to take that course of action." - Lan Xiao Fan
08/07/13 17:20

Shizue Tanaka

"You really shouldn't put high-energy, high-emotion teenagers in a room and have them moving rhythmically if you don't want magic to happen." - Shizue
"WRONG. KIND. OF. MAGIC." - Yamashita
08/07/13 17:19

Kaito Saruwatari

"I'm putting Kaito's glowing ball in my pocket."
"Why isn't your pocket this nice!? Yours is all dusty! This is clean and minty!"
08/07/13 17:18

Koharu Fujiwara

"It's a pretty neutral lever in the grand scheme of things." - Nick (GM)
"In. A. Crypt." - Koharu
08/07/13 17:17

Koharu Fujiwara

"If you're digging and building sandcastles in the crypt, I'm very worried." Koharu, to Nanno
08/07/13 17:17

Pierre l'Ours

"So, was the timestop a good or a bad thing?" - Pierre
"Well, a group of aliens did it to fight Godzilla-" - Yuuto
"I'm out." - Pierre
08/07/13 17:16

Kintaro Kimura

"It is both tragic and majestic. Like a dead eagle." Dieterich
30/06/13 21:45

Michiko Kondou

"They've put a hit on you." Kaito
"Eh, just let them kill me. Make sure to carry off my corpse afterwards though?" Michiko
13/06/13 11:38

Michiko Kondou

"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is Kaito Saruwatari" Dave
06/06/13 22:59

Michiko Kondou

"You're not even my species!" Yuuto
"You're not even my age!" Michiko
"... Would you guys stop weirding me out?" Yukiko
07/05/13 01:47

Nari Kemuri

Trying to kill yourself gets tiring after a while- Michiko
(Sighs) I know. -Kintaro
05/05/13 22:13

Nari Kemuri

I'm sticking by 'worst field trip ever.' -Kintaro
05/05/13 22:09

Nari Kemuri

Since when did you become my chaperone!? -Mitsuhari to Michiko.
05/05/13 22:03

Nari Kemuri

I'm holding Kaito's glowing ball. -Koharu
05/05/13 22:02

Nari Kemuri

You're a demon! ...Can I get your autograph!? -Harry to Shizue
05/05/13 22:01

Nari Kemuri

He has inserted himself into the body of the students... -Mark (on the teacher slipping into the mass of people)
05/05/13 21:59

Nari Kemuri

(Angrily) The fox... it's so cute... grr... so cute! -Nanno
05/05/13 21:57

Nari Kemuri

Lots of things you can do with a corpse... ... ... ... ... ... Err... I meant, lots of things you can do with someone else's corpse. -Mark
05/05/13 21:56

Kaito Saruwatari

"I am taking Kachiko home, see you!" - Kaito
"Bye Kachiko!" - Nanno
"Bye Nanno. Jerk." - Kaito
25/04/13 18:41

Nanno Nanigashi

"Excuse me, I need to punch a whale." - Nanno
25/04/13 18:40

Kachiko Minaguchi

"Look behind you!"
"There's a giant unholy skeletal whale with a moustache."
25/04/13 18:39

Kachiko Minaguchi

"I don't think I like the beach." - Kachiko
25/04/13 18:39

Nanno Nanigashi

"I do seem to be calming down. Mostly due to puzzlement." - Nanno
"Then my work here is done!" - Lan
25/04/13 18:38

Nanno Nanigashi

"You feel like she has the right partner for your USB... that sounded a lot less dirty in your head." - Mark
25/04/13 18:38

Nanno Nanigashi

"We have a connection! A USB connection!" - Nanno
25/04/13 18:37

Kachiko Minaguchi

"Aww, it's cute. Can we keep it?" - Kachiko, on Fox Nari
"...not again..." - Nari
25/04/13 18:37

Kintaro Kimura

"Why is it every time I turn to Nanno's conversations it's always on a line like 'and a Hidden club room'?" - Kintaro
25/04/13 18:36

Shizue Tanaka

"Let's just talk about this like adults!" - Yukiko
"We're TEENAGERS!" - Shizue
25/04/13 18:35

Shizue Tanaka

"Oh, what's wrong? It's like none of you want to play!" - Evil Shizue
25/04/13 18:35

Yukiko Asahina

"You steal my job, then you steal my man!?" - Yukiko, to Kaito
25/04/13 18:34

Shogo Asanuma

"Sell cakes, not souls." - Shogo
25/04/13 18:33

Michiko Kondou

Grey Ninja pops up
"Hey Shogo" Everyone
12/04/13 02:16

Michiko Kondou

"You see a huge fish monster. Your instincts are screaming to KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Nick
12/04/13 02:15

Michiko Kondou

"In a helmet no one can see you cry." Mark
12/04/13 02:14

Koharu Fujiwara

"I am Lao Xiaofun, Secret Sage of the Nine Heavens."
"So, not so secret then." -Nanno
11/04/13 20:24

Koharu Fujiwara

"Kaito, is that a heavenly body in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" -Shogo
11/04/13 20:23

Koharu Fujiwara

"Kaito! Your pants are glowing!!" -Pierre
11/04/13 20:22

Koharu Fujiwara

"Nanno, I didn't know you were that way inclined." -Koharu
"What way inclined is he anyway?" -Shogo
11/04/13 20:22

Michiko Kondou

"So how much sugar did I consume?" Nari
"Enough to give you diabetes. All of them." GM
10/04/13 00:42

Koharu Fujiwara

"Dropping off the whale"
08/04/13 09:21

Michiko Kondou

Upon seeing a huge dragon
"Is that yours?!" Yukiko
"No! I just think it's really cool!" Shizue
07/03/13 16:53

Nari Kemuri

"But... but... I already have a date." -Chiko
"You do. But you like both of them, don't you. Kaito and the Grey Ninja... why not have BOTH?" -Evil Nari
03/03/13 22:33

Nari Kemuri

'Gasp!' "Receeding hairline! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" -Pierre
03/03/13 22:31

Nari Kemuri

"We're going to lock them up in the school dungeon." -Nari
"This school has a dungeon!?" -Unknown
"This school has several..." -Yamashita
03/03/13 22:30

Nari Kemuri

"I started the night going stag to the prom. ...Best part of the night." -Kaito
03/03/13 22:29

Nari Kemuri

"Hell is populated by middle management."
03/03/13 22:26

Nari Kemuri

"So this is how I die." -Kaito
"No, Kaito, this is how WE die." -Shogo
03/03/13 22:26

Yuuto Aoi

Upon hearing the cheering and hailing for Kaito the new School President.
Shizue: "Why is he allowed to have a cult?!"
11/02/13 17:09

Nari Kemuri

"He leaves the room, and you all start breathing again." -Nick
"The other people remember that they should be pretending to breathe..." -Nari
10/02/13 17:37

Michiko Kondou

"ALL HAIL KAITO!" - Fans/cultists
04/02/13 13:37

School Rumours

"I'm going to stop eating humble pie now." - Shogo
26/01/13 19:00

School Rumours

"Could it be we have a ghost? I mean, I know we have a ghost. Another one!" - Yukiko
26/01/13 18:59

School Rumours

"Girls usually like flowers and chocolate, not someone's smelly old shoes." - Kintaro
Nanno grabs flowers, dips them in the chocolate fountain, hands them to Shizue.
26/01/13 18:56

School Rumours

"We're going bludgeoning!" - Shizue
"What's bludgeoning?" - Yuuto
"The cool thing all the kids are doing!" - Yukiko
"Oh. It's hard to keep up with all the trends." - Yuuto
26/01/13 18:50

School Rumours

"As you get close to him, you feel something vaguely like sexual attraction, except... The reverse." - Mark
26/01/13 18:46

School Rumours

"This is Celestial! Curse of the gods! You can't just take two Panadol and get over it!" - Vigilante Panda
26/01/13 18:43

Shizue Tanaka

"I would get in so much trouble if I destroyed the world." -Shizue
26/01/13 18:41

Shogo Asanuma

"No, Shogo. You don't want 100,000 children a month." - Minesuki
26/01/13 18:40

Nari Kemuri

"I hope that is not contagious." - Dietrich
"...how do I make it contagious?" - Nari
26/01/13 18:38

Nishiko Matsumoto

"Basement!" Time travel team
"No basement!" Nishiko
"Basement!" Time travel team
"No basement!" Nishiko
"Basement!" Time travel team
"Fine...." Nishiko
06/01/13 22:46

Nari Kemuri

(After having his limb stabbed)
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, my groping hand!" -Kaito clone #3
06/01/13 21:44

Nari Kemuri

"Don't suppose you have any idea what kind of things Shizue likes?" -Nari
"Oh... Demons. Tentacle demons." -Yuuto
"Huh... ...noted." -Nari
06/01/13 21:42

Nari Kemuri

"Is she still alive?" -Yamashita
"The missles are non-lethal... Unfortunately, they're a long way from non-painful." -Nick
06/01/13 21:40

Nari Kemuri

"She opens fire with her rifle, spraying bullets at the entire group." -Nick
"I leap in front of the rifle to block the shots." -Nanno
"She misses everyone... even you Nanno."
(Nanno scratches his head)
06/01/13 21:39

Yamashita Kazuma

(Upon seeing the new school basement)
"...Is the new building being funded by anyone?" -Yamashita
"Yes... the local billionaire." -Mark
"Oh... oh f*%@." -Jin
06/01/13 21:37

Nari Kemuri

(About the grey ninja)
"Isn't he on holiday?" -Shogo
(Several seconds of silence)
"Ninjas have holidays?" -Yamashita
"Ninjas are people too!" -Shogo
06/01/13 21:34

Michiko Kondou

Michiko: "WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A PERVERT BOOK?!"
03/12/12 08:20

Kaito Saruwatari

"Can we please stop selling our souls as our primacy method of conflict resolution." Kaito
19/11/12 10:36

Kaito Saruwatari

"Minesuki! we're going!" Shizue
"Prove it!" Minesuki
"Oh my god!! He's grown a spine!!" Kaito
19/11/12 10:33

Minesuki Kuromotou

"Perhaps the necromancer shouldn't be boosting the Holy weapon." Minesuki
19/11/12 10:31

Nanno Nanigashi

"Did you find out what Jin was doing?" Yukiko
"Setting up Fireworks." Nanno
"Was he letting plagued ridden peasants into the castle?" Yukiko
"He said no." Nanno
"... and you believed him?" Yukiko
"Yes! He has a very trustworthy face!" Nanno
"Should not have sent the Robot ..." Yukiko
19/11/12 10:29

Shizue Tanaka

"You hear the faint sounds of hooves." Nick
"I don't have hooves! What an offensive stereotype." Shizue
"You're a demon!" Nick
"You're a racist!" Shizue
19/11/12 10:24

Yukiko Asahina

"The best dance ... Status!" Yukiko
19/11/12 10:21

Shizue Tanaka

"I'm paralysed with rage ... but they make a cute couple." Shizue
19/11/12 10:20

Nari Kemuri

"OK. I got two barrels of gunpowder to the basement. I look forward to the show." Nari
19/11/12 10:17

Shizue Tanaka

"I just got possessed, I didn't know you could possess people from ... the country." Shizue
19/11/12 10:15

School Rumours

"Its not my fault they made English squishy." GM
19/11/12 10:11

Kachiko Minaguchi

"Here, Kachiko, take my cape for your modesty."
"We're in the middle of a fight, I'm hardly thinking about my modesty!"
"It's not just -your- modesty, it's -my- modesty!"
"...what?"
"JUST TAKE THE CAPE!"
- with Kaito, 4/11/12
04/11/12 21:45

Kintaro Kimura

(After Shogo suddenly appeared out of Shizue's top)
"...What were you doing in her?" Kintaro
31/10/12 14:26

Nanno Nanigashi

"I am not your toaster! I mean... pawn." - Nanno
31/10/12 14:26

Shizue Tanaka

*standing over a body with a gun*
"This is what happens when you ignore us, Mark!" - Yukiko (to GM)
31/10/12 14:25

Shizue Tanaka

(About Yukiko's Fiancee)

"I told him you were a perfectly ordinary high school student." - Shizue
31/10/12 14:23

Shizue Tanaka

"You look familiar." - Shizue
"Yes. I used to be on the disciplinary committee." - Kaito
"Yes! I have your job now!" - Shizue
31/10/12 14:23

Shizue Tanaka

"Couldn't we just go up and ask them for money?" - Shizue
"That's called mugging." - Yukiko
31/10/12 14:21

Yamashita Kazuma

"I do believe a fridge can fly."
31/10/12 14:16

Yamashita Kazuma

"Kaito decided to open it because I told him to." - Yamashita
31/10/12 14:14

Kaito Saruwatari

"And now... getting my manhood back magic!" - Kaito
31/10/12 14:12

Kaito Saruwatari

(After Kaito has been turned into a girl, and ogled)
"Well, you know how Yukiko would react in this situation..." - GM
31/10/12 14:12

Yukiko Asahina

"You shotput the fridge into the forest." - GM
31/10/12 14:09

Kintaro Kimura

(Of Yuuto)
"Please return to class as quickly as possible" - Mr Yamaera
"Preferably through a door." Kintaro
31/10/12 14:06

Nanno Nanigashi

"Do you often turn into a table?" - PTA Rep
"Uhm, no, except when... I... turn around a corner and..." - Nanno
"Run into one!" - Koharu
"Yes. I am clumsy and amusing." - Nanno
31/10/12 14:05

Kintaro Kimura

"Will you two stop making up words?" - Kintaro
"I just wish they'd stop doing things that require bunkers." - Mitsuhari
31/10/12 14:03

Michiko Kondou

Nishiko "I get to shoot my host in the back!"
09/10/12 00:33

Michiko Kondou

Nanno "You see? I told you coconuts are dangerous."
08/10/12 15:07

Michiko Kondou

Michiko "You know what? It's not dangerous, it's not hurting anyone or anything, so I don't care!"
Regarding music coming from the air vents.
08/10/12 15:05

Michiko Kondou

Koharu "Michiko! I need your help!"
A kitten looks up at her from Kintaro's arms "Meow?"
08/10/12 14:43

Michiko Kondou

Yukiko "I'm a nice person!"
Kaito puts his arm around Shogo "That means we should start running"
Yukiko "I'M A NICE PERSON!"
08/10/12 14:37

Michiko Kondou

"Are you a hero?" Minesuki (asking Michiko)
"I've been accused of being one."
20/09/12 15:48

Michiko Kondou

"Yukiko" Kaito
"Pervert" Yukiko
20/09/12 10:07

Shinkou Nagase

'Shinkou suddenly reappears after being disintegrated, and Yamashita suddenly glomps him.'
"Whooo's the playa'." -Kaito
06/09/12 16:44

Shinkou Nagase

"Buy me a kitten?" -Minesuki
"Not on the first date." -Shinkou

06/09/12 16:36

Shinkou Nagase

"Well, there's still balance in that relationship, you see? Boy (points to Yukiko), girl (points to Kaito). -Yamashita.
06/09/12 16:35

Shinkou Nagase

"You're not as strong as the tomboy." Unknown, referring to Yukiko.
"That won't get you points, you're not Kaito!" -Yukiko.
"So you are going out with him then?" -Shinkou.
06/09/12 16:33

Shinkou Nagase

"Your buttocks are remarkably comfortable." -Nanno, currently as a table.
"Nanno? ...Please be Nanno." -Shinkou
06/09/12 16:31

Shinkou Nagase

"You feel like you've learnt something." -Nick
"We did? Really weird at this school." -Unknown
06/09/12 16:29

Koharu Fujiwara

"Shogo; The Grey Ninja of Impeccable Timing"
05/09/12 21:13

Koharu Fujiwara

New school motto: Let's Pretend It Never Happened
05/09/12 21:04

Koharu Fujiwara

"Aside from that, I feel pretty" -David in Kaito's debrief
05/09/12 21:04

Koharu Fujiwara

"You need to go undercover." -Yukiko to Kaito
05/09/12 21:03

Koharu Fujiwara

"Mental note; do not call her a tomboy." -Nanno
"Especially because it's not in the script."-Minesuki
05/09/12 21:02

Kaito Saruwatari

He is tarnishing my good name...my okay name...MY NAME!
-Kaito on the bathroom photographer.
04/09/12 14:16

Michiko Kondou

"They're leaving school grounds? Is that allowed?"
"Allowed is such a strong word"
03/09/12 14:11

Nanno Nanigashi

"Just as long as we feed it enough damned souls."
"... not a good line to walk in on."
"I've heard worse."
02/09/12 19:54

Kaito Saruwatari

"What just happened." Kaito
"Well, a ninja just appeared from smoke and proceeded to give a girl a gift before leaving through the use of a grappling hook after blowing her a kiss." Nanno
"It was a rhetorical question!" Kaito
22/08/12 22:06

Yuuto Aoi

"Apparently Yuuto's magnetic pen can cause people to disintegrate and vanish." Nick
"(looks horrified at pen) Aaaaaahhhhhh!" Yuuto
22/08/12 22:04

Kintaro Kimura

"Show us where the doll touched you on the human." Kintaro
22/08/12 22:01

School Rumours

"Puny humans are much stronger than mathematically probable." Dinosaur
22/08/12 22:01

Shogo Asanuma

"Fine. I'll act as the samurai's second. Wait. What?" Shogo.
"Which Samurai, the undead one or ..." Nick GM.
"That one! The devil I know!" Shogo.

22/08/12 21:59

Shizue Tanaka

"I didn't know they had a pet store here!" Shizue, of live dinosaur in museum
22/08/12 21:57

Kaito Saruwatari

Kaito: And Yukiko is acting like a man again, how suprising.
*Cue Kaito getting elbowed by Yukiko*
11/08/12 01:23

Kaito Saruwatari

Kaito: "Right if your biology experiments are up the front please raise your hands."
Shizue and Yukiko raise their hands.
Kaito: Right if you would like to come to the front and grab your stuff...actually you are both female and they have tentacles so probably a bad idea.
Yukiko: KAITO!
21/07/12 09:29

Shinkou Nagase

"And there you have it, the start of a planetary invasion." -Unknown.
"...Err... great fireworks, Shinkou." -Unknown.
Shinkou rubs the back of his head. "...Uh... thanks." -Shinkou
04/07/12 22:28

Shinkou Nagase

"Yukiko, why are you hiding under a table with a boy?" Shizue, to Yukiko and Kaito.
04/07/12 22:25

School Rumours

"I did well on all RELEVANT subjects." -Shinkou, after failing ancient lang and PE.
04/07/12 22:23

Yukiko Asahina

Yukiko Asahina: "Despite the fact that you are a shameless pervert and horrible person, I respect what you did back there. It was very brave to step in like that."

Kaito Saruwatari: "And despite the fact that you are crazy violent little bitch, I respect you coming and backing me up. It helped me out."

The two shake hands.

Yukiko: "That's it. That was our 'one'."
Kaito: "That was our 'one'."

They walk very quickly away from each other.
05/06/12 23:37

Nanno Nanigashi

"No, No, he came out of the closet a little while ago... I helped." Nanno of Kaito
05/06/12 15:46

Kaito Saruwatari

"I'm blind, sir!" Kaito
"YOU'RE ALL BLIND!! BLIND TO THE TRUTH!!" Mr Tadasaki
"That wasn't metaphorical sir! I CAN'T SEE!!" Kaito
05/06/12 15:45

Nanno Nanigashi

Busdriver taps Nanno-radiator ... "Stop that." Nanno
Busdriver flinches.
05/06/12 15:42

Yukiko Asahina

"Damn it!! I tried to help!!" Yukiko after cheering Kaito and him losing anyway.
05/06/12 15:41

Kaito Saruwatari

"Protect me coconut!"
05/06/12 15:39

Kaito Saruwatari

"What are you going on?" GM
"Cheating." Kaito
05/06/12 15:39

Nanno Nanigashi

"Oh look, the perverts have gone off together" Nanno
"Maybe they're building a pervert club!" Michiko
"If they get a clubroom, I'm gonna be Pissed!!" Kintaro

05/06/12 15:39

Kintaro Kimura

"I'm pretty sure Shakespear never used the term 'Daddy-O'." Kintaro
05/06/12 15:35

School Rumours

Yukiko, Shinkou, Takahashi run screaming down the hall.
Jin: "That means the hitting is THAT WAY!" group runs in direction others came from.
05/06/12 15:34

Michiko Kondou

(Regarding the Kendo Club President)
Dietrich: "He's been bitten, but I don't think he's been on a plane recently"
Everyone gives him a blank look
Dietrich: "Snakes on a Plane isn't real? Noted."
08/05/12 11:25

Michiko Kondou

"Centipede goo is a good lubricant... for a sled" Shinkou
07/05/12 09:52

Yukiko Asahina

To Shizue: No, sweetie... we're not going to play that game.
06/05/12 23:53

Nanno Nanigashi

"I'm supposed to blend i... I mean fit in with the normal students." -Nanno
"Riiiiight." -Shinkou
06/05/12 21:09

Shinkou Nagase

Drop and give me fifty! -Coach
Shinkou hands him a $50 note.
Err... okay. -Coach
06/05/12 21:00

Koharu Fujiwara

"I'm blending in with the student population." Nanno
"Student population of macaws maybe." Mitsuhari
02/04/12 20:10

Nanno Nanigashi

I still have some sizzling sushi if anyone wants it. I'm not going to be digesting it any time soon...
02/04/12 18:04

Nanno Nanigashi

Ah! Coconut! **SLICE**
It has now been rendered harmless.
02/04/12 18:03
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